He has an iPhone that he bought for nearly eight hundred ringgit
But he still borrows people's stuff and saves his pennies.
Loads of money in the bank that he keeps for his descendants
But he calls me miser for hiding my things out of his sight.
I know my words are harsh but this is freaking real;
This is the so-called reality of this sweet boy of profanity.
I never again want to be in the same space with that face
Because I know that my stuff will belong to him one fine day.
P/S: Dear Mr iGossip,
sad to say that he totally behaves like we are his sugar daddies!