How does it feel now?
Do you feel great?
Well I am glad you did!
Thank you for all humiliations
You have caused me!
You told everyone about my genital herpes.
You have posted naked pictures of mine in our college website
And spread news to my girl friends about my man-boobs.
Now they think that Dr. Nip/Tuck will do me a better job.
I have to join the Witness Protection Program,
Get my new identity and flee to other country.
I need to disguise because I am a victim of high school mean girls
So people, please think twice if you want to enroll in foreign schools.
|Dedicated to all mean girls and boys!|