Dear Diba and Gaga

Which one is Diba and Gaga?

I miss to have dinner with Diba the Dibot and Tnal_Gaga.

(Please visit their blog yea?)

It has been a long time that we all talked over dinner.

Life is never the same again.

They are busy preparing for their final examination,

And I will never be surprised if they can pass with flying colors,

I know that they can do it!

Diba and Zati, 

We'll have dinner together at 

HR Steakhouse, Kampung Baru 

In next two weeks okay?

Just us.

P/S: Good luck to all who are sitting for their examination tomorrow too.

Mode: Final Exam

Good luck to all who are going to sit for the final examination. 

This entry is specially made for all students in

 International Languages Campus of Teacher Training Institute Kuala Lumpur. 

(Institut Pendidikan Guru Kampus Bahasa-Bahasa Antarabangsa IPG KBA)

Formerly known as Institut Perguruan Kampus Bahasa Antarabangsa.


To all TESL students in IPG KBA,
I wish all of you good luck for your final and this includes me too.
I hope and wish that all of us will pass the examination with flying colors.
Insyaallah, all 157 of us can end up this foundation course
 And start our first year for degree level next year.

Study well, get enough sleep, get yourself prepared
And insyaallah we can do it!
We have been studying for one and a half years,
I know that we will kill the exam paper!
Yeah! Insyaallah.



Please Ya Allah,
Be with us,
Give us strength to finish this off.
Let everything run smoothly tomorrow,
And forever for our final examination.

P/S: Good luck to all LoveHateVosovic's followers and visitors too!
Take care and may Allah bless you.

Love,

Mr. Azham Vosovic

The Best Public Humiliation!

How does it feel now?

Do you feel great?

Well I am glad you did!

Thank you for all humiliations 

You have caused me!

Firstly,

You told everyone about my genital herpes.

You have posted naked pictures of mine in our college website

And spread news to my girl friends about my man-boobs.

Now they think that Dr. Nip/Tuck will do me a better job.

Now,

I have to join the Witness Protection Program,

Get my new identity and flee to other country. 

I need to disguise because I am a victim of high school mean girls

So people, please think twice if you want to enroll in foreign schools.

Dedicated to all mean girls and boys!

Paper Doll Dancer

This is just an example of a paper doll dancer
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Dear Hannah Mubarak,

I have to tell you something that is really important. 

Please listen carefully for what I am about to tell you,

You should have your seat, but don't you ever scream at me

Because the news that you are going to hear may shock you forever.

Oh Hannah Mubarak,

I saw your dad near the back lanes of Chow Kit Road,

He was heavily in make up and dressed sexily in an exposed gown,

He was so tall for him was wearing that 7-inch platform heels.

I knew he is your dad, so I took him home and bring him here.

Oh Hannah Mubarak,

Your dad is a paper doll dancer for Old Man's Club.

I went inside to drag him out and I spoke to the manager.

He said your dad have been dancing on stage for twenty years,

I knew twenty years ago was the year you were born right?

Oh Hannah Mubarak,

I hope you will not be mad at him.

After all, he is still your dad and you are his only family,

Bring him to your home, get him shirts and trousers.

Take care of him Hannah, don't let that fifty years old man dance again.

Paper Doll Dancers:
A group of males trying to express their sexuality by trying to be the opposite sex.

The Best Love Hopper

Thank God that you have left me

 After forty three days of our relationship.

You blocked me from Facebook but again

You came back for me to seek for security.

And then again for the second time, 

You have ditched me with no sign of your existence.

You and your sweet talks managed to buy my trust

And how I have regretted my decision at that moment!

Yes, I am glad that on this third time,

I did not agree on the way our relationship goes.

Yes, I am fortunate for I have met you two days ago,

And it was evident that you wear more make-up that I do.

Yes, you wear guyliner too!

.:This poem is made special for the best love hopper, my ex-MNA:.

I am thankful that I have no feelings for you anymore

And I did not cry for the songs you have sang to me.

So I am single and available at the moment,

So happy that I could die!

Oh yeah!

Thank You Nuffnang!

Thank your Nuffnang for blessing me with RM 1.50 at the moment. 

I hope that my followers, friends and foes 

will be more attracted to all advertisements

 in my blog next time.

 I will keep on writing and sharing to all

LoveHateVosovic followers!

Being Invisible

Too many hearts that favor for extra love and care,

Too many friends that need you to be by their lonely side,

Too many troubles when you have too many friends,

And too many good things to be shared but so less of you my dear.

And I guess I have to be the old Azham Vosovic,

The only person who have no good friends at school,

The one who will walk by himself to anywhere of his liking,

And the person who will look into the mirror and cry for he is friendless.

Well, maybe I should stay invisible,

Make no sweet connection with friends,

Simply sit at the loser's table in college

And tell lies to my grandchildren about my sorority life.

The invisible Mr. Vosovic
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.:The End:.

G.A.P

Hey people, friends and foe! 

Today, let me brief you something

about the tittle of this blog post. 

Yes, the word GAP, but what is a gap? 

Is it the brand of jeans and clothings 

that we will find in shopping malls?

Is it this G.A.P?

Well, it is definitely a big No! No! 

I am going to ramble about gaps in a friendship actually.

 We have friends, best friends, enemies, 

love-hate partners and especially crime partner! 

I have them all embedded in the life of Azham Vosovic 

and I love them all equally. 

I have come to one normal occurrence in my life yesterday night.

 I have caused a best friend of mine

 to feel very isolated during a college function. 

We have told each other the truth about our feelings

 and it hurts me that I can describe myself 

as such a terrible and pathetic friend of his.

Some people will realize the problems when two best friends are in two different classes, programs, courses or social background. Yes, one party will feel as if he or she is not wanted when the other friend is happily living his or her life. Well J.A, I am truly sorry for behaving like that and thank your for the talk last night. 

Dear J.A... 

If you love me as your closest, dearest friend,

Why do you have to still bring out the issue of me going off to other place in 2012? 

Why you want to make us feel far away from each other? 

I knew and understood the thing you said about being in two different programs but you know that can be just a myth if we both know how to take care of each other? I will never forget you though I may not be able to see, meet, greet and accompany you like what am I doing now. Like what Mr. Mano has mentioned today, absence will make the heart grow fonder and I totally believe in that. 

If you love me as your friend, you don't have to worry because I will still come visit you here in IPBA. This is the place where I have met all good friends and lecturers. I have learnt my lessons about life in IPBA and will try to survive in my future plans.  I love you my dear friend so please never ever mention about those matters anymore because somehow, it portrays me as a not-so-good-best friend of yours. 

And J.A...

I am sorry for not always there for you when you need a friend to talk too. I guess I was way too busy with my own life until I have forgotten that I have few friends who need me by their side. And to be equal to you, I will try to avoid from sitting with any of my friends in FS 3.1 and 3.2 in the main hall or auditorium, I will keep a distance and just be invisible in college. That's all I think I can do to make everyone happy. Thank you and God bless...

Trust Yourself!

It doesn't matter 

if you are running in or out of line 

because in the end, 

you are the one running high and low

 to grab everything

 that God has planned for you in future. 

So people, 

friends and foe, 

just do it; 

trust yourself 

and keep on sprinting.

A tale of today, for tomorrow

I was feeling very lonely since I got up from my bed this morning, no one was around to talk to me about what had happened and I woke up with the sound of Beyonce's voice kept on playing inside my mind. I cannot recall what kind of song was it but I knew Beyonce was singing in my dream. 

I took the novel, "Dear John" and continued the page that I had stopped reading yesterday night. It was a great novel, with an exciting beginning from Nicholas Sparks. I was amazed with the way he elaborated minor details that had happened in the story and made it so poetic that I have decided to apply that to my writing. I had my lunch all by myself and after that, I resumed to finish the novel. I sat on the bench facing the field at 3 P.M and finally managed to read the entire novel. That was such an accomplishment for I had read the novel from the first until the last page. Tonight, I am going to watch the movie and see what are the differences between the novel and the movie. Based on my reading of the novel, (after three days of scrutinizing the book), I realized that some people are just meant to love a person from a different distance. Some have to be an outsider and keep on looking to the same moon in order for him/her to still feel near to their loved ones. 

I am also touched with the relationship John Tyree had with his father. Yes, it reminded me of my own "abah". Mr. Amran Bin Aziz, the one who patiently keeps on tolerating with my attitudes and behaviors. To be honest with all of you, we both are not close together; he is closer to my younger brother and sister, while I had the best relationship with my late grandmother, my daddy's own mother. I knew, I am such a terrible son of his, I rarely talked to him even if I went back home. I envy Shafik for having such father that he can rely on as his own best friend while I have not yet reached that part. 

Abah, I will try to make the relationship between us feel like from a son to a father, I will call you more often, not only for the cause to make you bank-in me money. One thing that I am sure all of you never knew about my father and I is that he will sense if there is anything wrong with me. I still remember that last semester, he asked my mother whether I have money or not because he had a dream that I gave him a hundred. What an irony and turned out that my mother's call was a savior for the month! Just now, Mr. Amran called me and asked about my health condition. He said that I will always get fever if I am tensed with loads of works and I knew he sensed my sudden realization to go back home. Thank you abah for calling, I can't wait to go back to Penang this November!

Of Leighton Meester, Hilary Duff and Megan Fox

It was quite a surprise to see the result of the votes

Made by friends, followers and visitors of LoveHateVosovic!

Yes, of Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl,

Hilary Duff,

and Megan Fox,

80% of you voted that Megan Fox should be my partner in a movie!

20% voted for Leighton Meester but no one voted for Hilary Duff?

That was so mean of you because 

I love Hilary Duff too...

Well, that was based on the survey I made for my blog yea.

Anyway, you guys and girls are so sweet!

I know, both Megan and I were meant 

To be featured together in a film!

(Please vomit, hehehe).

I love Megan Fox so much!

I can't wait to do a tragic love story with her.

We'll make such a great couple together!

A treat for a friend

Introducing, Miss Tulipz a.k.a Kak Kimah.

She is the lab rat for my next agenda.

(But wait, I love this picture!)

Yes, why does it sound so scary?

Well, I have won something again,

Thanks to Nuffnang for being so generous 

Towards me and I owe Nuffnang twice!

I signed up for a form while blog walking this evening.

It is not a contest organized by Nuffnang but

It is an advertisement of Skin 11 product.

I clicked the advertisement and was

Needed to fill in a name, phone number, email address and guess what?

I filled in the form with Kak Kimah's details because

It is stated in the terms and condition that

Every person who applied must be 21 years and above,

So Kak Kimah is the perfect person to receive such treatment!

This is the proof yea Kak Kimah!

You can trust me...

This is the link of the website of the product.

You can click and see for yourself...

Skin 11

Hopefully I can accompany her to Skin 11 Centre in Times Square,

This is a kind of belated birthday gift for her (hehehe)

But Kak Kimah, I am not expecting anything, seriously.

I have brought Diba to Vaseline Party,

And I can't ask Kak Dhiah to go for this treatment 

(Well, you know who she is)

Plus Kak Mariah's skin is flawless,

I can't be bringing Azam, Jaazli or myself there

And I don't know anyone else aged above 21...

I really hope Kak Kimah can go for this treatment.

That's all I can do for her...

P/S: 

There's a sudden realization, 

Not to boast but I know it now 

That I am born into this world to make my friends happy. 

Alhamdulillah, I apppreciate this opportunity so much Ya Allah!

I don't feel lonely anymore in this world.

I have my friends around...

Stuck In Between The Two Doors

Dear Farah,

Remember when you used to giggle 

When your dad bought you a set of train for your birthday?

That was a few years back and you were such

A lucky girl who can play both Barbie dolls and boys games.

But now Farah,

Train is no longer a  toy for us to play, 

Because a train is now a big bulky solid machinery 

Made by men to increase our mobility

But will hurt you entirely if you get into its way.

Dear Farah,

Train now works automatically with no driver to slower the speed,

No one would open the door if you got stuck in between the gap

And who knows you might be carried away just now

When your body was caught in the middle of the space?

But Farah,

Thanks to Allah that you were saved by His mercy tonight,

Though your backbones hurt and your pride was shattered apart,

We are lucky to still have you walk with us back to the college

So next time, please mind the gap and never hesitate.

The Ruiner

You are such a born politician,

Made to make people believe your words

While you had done nothing to walk your talk.

You are such a good sucker, yes! You would do anything 

Just to make sure you win the election and the post.

You have played dirty in order to win

And I can just stay here to count the awards you'll bring back,

I will still smile because I don't want to waste half of my life

To hate such good cheater, the guy who holds his promises like a gun,

Ready to shoot whoever leaning in his way up to the top.

So despite the efforts, the tears and the cries we've poured in,

There will always be a guy who would mess up everything.

Thank you for being the ruiner of our achievement,

For always being jealous of our grin and bliss,

For forever cheating so that you can stick to the hierarchy.

Life as a pole dancer

I like to entertain party-goers and bar lovers

With my erotic moves each time they come here

 To distress after hectic days in their offices.

And these tired officers will fulfill their lust to their wives

Until the next morning when they go back home

And here you see, I am no ordinary pole dancer

Because I have helped men to save their

Broken lifeless marriage life.

I love to be on stage and perform sexily for the eyes of all viewers,

When I climb up and glide down the pole like the lightest feather,

I love my exotic attire, because that is when I gain my confidence

Better than my awful office outfits.

Yes, my boss would fire me if he saw me here but 

I like the idea of having intimate affection with the pole.

I am proud to say that my name is Alexs Nuk

And being a pole dancer is my childhood ambition.

Note:

This poem is dedicated to one of the most talented person 

That I have known in Kuala Lumpur.

I hope that one day you will make it to the top of the pole dear, 

When you can be whoever you want in life.

I hope that your wish will come true.

P/S: 

Let the identity of Alexs Nuk be a secret here, 

Because I respect his privacy and his duties.

Take care dear.

Backstabber, Hypocrite!

Yes,

I am really a backstabber,

I am not your best friend forever anymore,

I spread the stories about you and Dylan,

I told everyone that he is your naughty bed partner,

I was the one who had posted the pictures of you both,

Kissing so lively by the side of the beach last November.

Yes,

I used to love him dear,

Until one day you told me he approached you

And asked for your number at Kelly's party.

I hate you since that and forever Ashley!

For having him while I was the one

Eying him since the first day of me in Princeton High School.

Yes,

I am hypocrite,

I envy both of you for being so in love,

I hate you both that you will always hold each other's hand

After school, late at night and every time you meet!

For me, you both do not belong to each other!

I deserve him better than you my dear!

Yes,

I am your number one enemy now.

I am happy to see you suffer like this,

When the crowd in school curse you

For having Dylan's baby.

You will have a better marriage life with him,

Even though you have wasted your teenage life for him.

The Babies Are Kicking!

Oh My God!

Alhamdulillah.

Finally,

The babies has kicked!

I am so glad.

Oh my dearest babies,

I hope you will be born healthy and fit!

I hope you both will not use your feet

To kick any women you hate.

I hope that you won't walk to clubs

Or go to parties when you both are already big.

I just hope you both will always go to the mosque,

Do lots of charity works and use your feet for good deeds.

Oh my two babies, 

Mummy can't wait to run to the Central Park with you both!

Mummy will allow you to run, 

Not to be on strollers like other kids, 

Because mummy knows you both will be someone extraordinary.

Until then,

Mummy shall wait for you both here in Upper East Side.

XoXo

My Own Advanced Birthday Party That I Missed!

Anyway, thank you Diba for throwing such birthday party!

I am still looking forward for my birthday party on December 15 2010 yea?

Heheheheheh....

My Secret: Paris Hilton

I want to share a secret for you. 

I used to like Paris Hilton so much when I was in Form 3. 

That was the time when she was famous with her sex tape "One Night In Paris" 

And I have never watched the video (like seriously watch it). 

It all started when I tuned in to watch "Simple Life", 

The show which she co-hosted with Nicole Richie. 

I have never watched season 1 of the show 

Because I was still in the transition of being a boy to a teenage boy. 

Yes, my obsession towards her started when I watched 

The Simple Life: Road Trip, 

The Simple Life: Interns, 

The Simple Life: 'Till Death Do Us Part 

And The Simple Life: Goes To Camp. 

They made funny silly jokes 

And were obviously the Dumb Blonde in the show. 

And then in 2006, 

When Paris Hilton came out with her debut album, 

I was madly in love with her songs. 

Name them, 

From Stars Are Blind, 

Nothing In This World, 

Turn It Up...

I memorize the lyrics

 More than I memorize my History book

That I was supposed to read for my PMR examinations.

And starting from 2007, 

I tried my best to reduce the obsession towards her 

Because my mum said she is one bad influence for me. 

With the news of her going out and into the jail, 

Plus her love stories with different kinds of men he met, 

Then I realized that she had some kind of influence to me. 

I even tried to talk with her tone, 

The kitty-purr voice and be fashionably trendy 

Though I have less amount of cash than her.

+++++

To Paris Hilton, 

I wish you all the best in your life. 

I will still support your career and your labels! 

I will go to KL Hilton or PJ Hilton one day, 

Just to show support to your family's business. 

And honestly, I think you are more mature and a nice girl now, 

Despite the news that you cannot come to Malaysia

To launch your label here because of drug issue. 

I am still looking forward to see you in Malaysia! 

Take care Paris! 

P/S: Be a good lady, wife and mother to your family yea?

That's hot!