Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Self-esteem: How to crush your CRUSH?

What will happen when you found out that your crush is actually having an affair with someone else? Will you still act normal or cry with eyes open each time you see them holding hands in public? Well, I, Azham Vosovic has been experiencing the same and boring problem since I was a cute kid so now, I want to share some of the tips that I have practiced all these while.

Situation 1) Your crush spend a night with your own best friend.


These are some tips that we can do to forget our crush. Don't apply this if you think or feel that you cannot obey the rules I have created. Please consult your doctor if the problem persists.
  • Don't look at your crush in college (even with one eye open!).
  • Ignore your crush forever by NOT CHECKING his/her Facebook (FB) account, Blog, Tumblr etc. (If possible, hide his/her FB status!)
  • Keep in mind that he/she now belongs to someone else.
  • Do not get jealous with whoever he/she talks with in college.
  • Please do not make another sad movie by crying over your crush. Remember, he/she does not worth the cry.
  • Spend more time with your friends and if possible, please erase your memories with him/her bit by bit okay? Let go of the memory even if it takes time.
  • Don't hate him/her because you are being ignored but HATE him/her ENTIRELY for being completely blinded!
  • Do not commit suicide! I repeat, do not commit suicide! You life is worthless so please don't waste your time mourning over him/her!
  • One sweet thing is that, you both can take an easy way out by being each other's best friend. 

Keep the distance between you and your crush, that's the best.

Do not kill each other! 
The feeling of love is not to be forced, 
but to be nurtured from the heart.

Until I write again, 
Love and kisses from Azham Vosovic.


SnowladieS said...

useful and absolutely true!
but but the last picture seems spoil hahahehe

Azham Vosovic said...

haha, I almost forgot that I wrote this blo0g entry. Why did you say the last pic is spoiled? it seems fine to me...

SnowladieS said...

ahh its a nice tips anyway.. see that girl's hand =_________=" hahah

Azham Vosovic said...

Yes, haha that is how we make our crush regret it for not choosing us.. hahahaha... siap bawa geng nak jeleskan crush kita tu... huhuhu

SnowladieS said...

ok now i know maksud tersirat pic last tu hehe!

Azham Vosovic said...

hahah, pandai pun.. hehe