At the age of sixteen, 80% of people have already met the person they are going to marry- so am I really going to be forever alone? I am already nineteen years old, single and adorable; I might as well face it that I will never find anyone. Am I going to talk to the wall like one of the previous KPLI students in IPG KBA? Dang!
Fact cited from: gurl-.tumblr.com