They will never know how does it feels to be a real-life vampire; you know, when you are always hungry for blood? I have just joined this kind of people and they are mostly pregnant women. I guess I am the only male vampire in this area; oh no this is so not Twilight! No wonder I have trouble sleeping at night and guess what? I will doze off in the afternoon. Maybe my soul went out to hunt for some A-type blood or human organs bla.bla.bla.
I went for my medical follow-up at the hospital today and when my name was called, the nurse said that my palms look pale(I am a vampire!). And when she stabbed the vein on my left hand, no blood came out(see!). And she kept on trying, and the needle was inside my skin and I feel like I should make her feel what I felt *demmit.
Then she moved to my right hand and finally she found quite an obvious vein of mine. After the blood was taken, I was told to come again next week. Then I head back home with a big pale face, hungry for my bloody lunch. If anybody out there feels like joining me, please go to the nearest hospital and get your blood tested. Remember, you are not a vampire if you do not have anemia, I make this rule!
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5 comments:
hhaha..i just cant ignore the fact that im addicted to this V-creature!! so tell me hw did u walk under the sun to the clinic??!! =D
anemia? berapa ur heamoglobin in red blood cell?
Suzai: ianya sakit... tu ja nk ckp...
sally: I x kesahkan tu da, lps amek darah nurse suruh balik...
no! i think u r a snowman! haha
hahahha, that's so funny... you're such a jello...
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