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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Gay-sha

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I feel so very insulted; went to The Mines running for errands and there was this beefy Middle-Eastern man who followed me from the bookstore to the washroom, checking out my every move while desperately asking me to do him some toilet fun. Thank God there were few people around so I quickly took off but when I was walking to the parking lot I saw him in his car and he started shouting "Don't you remember me? Why are you being like this, playing hard to get? bla...bla...bla..." with that thick accent and I was clueless because it so happened that nobody else was there. I said "I don't know you but I know that you're following me and I don't know why but if you keep doing this I will have to call someone", trembling with the fear that he maybe had a gun or something. He said few nasty words and asked me to get into his car but of course I refused so I took out my phone pretending to call the cops; that man freaked out and quickly drove away. Thank you Allah for making him leave or else I will have to fight him all by myself; and I do not know of martial arts but I can really kick him in his ugly butt if I needed to. The reason why I feel insulted is definitely with the way he approached me, like there was a "Hey I'm a slut so call me maybe?" sign printed on my shirt; excuse me I am not one of that take away gay-sha you get in Malaysia just because you are a foreigner, have some respect psycho! Now only I realize that the world is no longer a safe place for both men and women so be extra careful; if you need to bring pepper spray inside your bag then just do it people :)
“What did I say when I found out I had a painful skin virus? ‘All the shingle ladies! All the shingle ladies!’. HA! I crack myself up. No no, wait. What did I say when I got obsessed with eating potato chips out of a can? ‘All the Pringle ladies! All the Pringle ladies!’. LOLZERS!! I feel like I can tell you these jokes here and not be self-conscious. Jay doesn’t like my dad-humor around the house. Ok ok one more. What did I say when I got that game where you pull wooden blocks out of the tower and try to keep it from falling overAUUAHGAHAGHAGGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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26 comments:

Aziela said...

Wow... Definitely scary. Stupid Idiot beefy man!

Malus domestica said...

pergh..

Azham Vsvc said...

Sis Aziela: hehe scary right?

Malus: hehe...alhamdulillah I am safe :)

Sizzling Suzai said...

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH AZHAM ade fanatic fan!!! hahahahhaha this is seriously funny than scary! hahahhah sorry azham..i xle tahan but gelak je r...adoi hai i suke ayat tu "imma slut then call me maybe?" hahahhaha yup another thing, guy should also save "penyembur berlada" ape jadah ntah in d bag ok..hehehhehe

Wan Ahmad Izudean said...

errghh.

ubelievabe. ada orang macam tu..

btw great action :)

hafiz hafizol said...

seksi.. haha * tutup mata *

Azham Vsvc said...

Suzai: Siot punya kawan hahaha! Gelakkan lagi adalah kan? hahaha...you take care too...the world is not safe for everyone now :)

Ized: haha.... takut! I harap u tak kan kena benda yg sama hehehe! Hati-hati kawan!

Hafiz: haha..terima kaseh *tiber!

Nick Nashram said...

mujur selamat..
lelaki perempuan dah tak selamat skng ni..
ade jugak makhluk camni..
azham, sila hire bodyguard..huhu

Zuki Deen said...

thank god.. nothing happened to you..please walk in pairs or small groups next time, ok?

Azham Vsvc said...

Nick: wah kayanya nak ada bodyguard hehehehe...thanks by the way!

miz ruha said...

seram...
kena berteman dan hati-hati...

Azham Vsvc said...

ruha: hehe sumpah scary...hati2 tau...

Muhammad Saiazuan Norhalik said...

heyyyyy sexy ladyyyyyY~

gangnam styleeee

opsss xde kaitan.. mesti berbulu je an? hahahaha

Hans said...

nasib ko selamat azham
alhamdulillah

Azham Vsvc said...

Zuan: hehe....tau tak pe, badan besar plak tu haha!

Hans: alhamdulillah syukur diselamatkan tuhan :)

Seneorita Baharin said...

hohoh...Gay-sha pun adakan..bahaya neh..take care bro! hee :)

Azham Vsvc said...

Seneorita Baharin: hehe....thank you soo much hehe!

Eazy Izzuddin said...

so scary ....
oh kena ada teman ni

Azham Vsvc said...

Eazy Izzudin: hehe....Eazy mmg kena bawa teman kalau jalan2 hehe...

KorN said...

lenkali ko spray + api, kasi berapi sket.. ahahaaha
*sambil tutup mata baca entry ni ade gmbr seksiss.. hehe

Azham Vsvc said...

korn: hehehe....mana ada seksi hahahaha! ish kesian plak mamat tu buta mata dia huhu

Azham Vsvc said...

zuki dean: alhamdulillah I survived! I really have to tag along some friends next time :)

Syazana Nazri said...

OMG! Seriusssslyyy? Kalau perempuan lagi lahhh takut bila berdepan mcm tuuu.

Azham Vsvc said...

Syaz: fuh, memang menakutkan!!! Korang yang perempuan jagalah diri....bahaya dunia sekarang :)

khairul akmal bin azman said...

berjaga-jagalah anda.. ramai memerhati di luar sana..

Azham Vsvc said...

kay: haha....harus! Semua orang wajar berhati-hati huhu :)

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