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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Primitive

This is fictional ;)


My FB status:
"Terselamat dalam cubaan bunuh Azham Vosovic sebab ada orang curi skru nombor plat motor; nampaknya semester depan kena upah pengawal peribadi".

Yes it happened; I got a call from a friend that there was an unknown man standing near my bike this morning. My friend saw him touching the rear part of my motorbike so I rushed to the parking area immediately. I observed the guy with my sharp eyes; he tried to unscrew the bike's registration plate so I touched his right shoulder. He has such a curly hair, with a dirty face probably had not bathed for days. I grabbed his t-shirt and dragged him to a more secluded place and started interrogating.

He said that he wanted the alloy screw for his bike; I told him that whatever he did is not right. I was once so desperate too that I did things I could not tell; but now I have changed. I let him have my alloy screw and I gave him 5 ringgit for lunch; I know that he was hungry, or had been hungry. Then I realized something so ironic that if a person can steal such a small and priceless screw...then what more a big bike means to a bad guy like him right? I don't know; the world is getting more weird and weirder...we are going back to being primitive so I need a bodyguard next semester ;)

:Glossary:

Happened            : telah berlaku
Unknown             : tidak dikenali
Touching            : menyentuh
Rear                : belakang
Rushed              : bergegas
Unscrew             : membuka skru
Registration plate  : nombor plat pendaftaran
Shoulder            : bahu
Curly               : kerinting
Had not bathed      : tidak mandi
Grabbed             : menarik
Dragged             : mengheret
Secluded            : tersembunyi
Desperate           : terdesak
Weirder             : semakin pelik
Primitive           : primitif/kurang pengetahuan

17 comments:

nurrviolyn said...

salam..ommo..i'm touch babe! after the incident u still gave him a money and told him not to do something like this because it's not right?! awesome..u are the real teacher azham :) well done!
p/s : kalo akak, budak tu kne penyepuk then baru bg duit tu pun kalo bagi..sounds cruel huh? huhu..
after all..there is only one thing,we're human being .. :)

Anonymous said...

2nd time post :o
salam azham,what a real man la u .. :) after the incident u still gave ur money and some advice..i'm touch. if i were u,something badly will happen to him i guess..i might be ketuk pala die without knowing the truth..sounds cruel huh..as muslim u did a great job actually,well done!
after all,there is only thing u should know..u are the real teacher :)

Wan Ahmad Izudean said...

i thought it really happened. scroll back and see this is fiction.. :P

eiymnajmie said...

menakutkan! tapi kalau kat sini, xde ambek spare2 part, terus bantai satu motor.huhu

Aziela said...

WOWWW!!! He was stealing from you, but you gave away your things to the thief? What are you? Wait, you top-up another RM5 for his lunch? I really wish you gave him a goood lecture before you gave him those. Hopefully your gestures turn him to to be the other way round... Oh yess..I am really proud of you, adik.

Niwashini Nambiar said...

Okay becareful next time :)

Muhammad Saiazuan Norhalik said...

just an alloy? ~_~

Elle Who? said...

you're so kind for helping that desperate guy...he's probably really in need of money. hope he wont use it for drugs and stuff -leen

adwafarahin said...

us uch a god man azham..im proud :)

but nx time jgn baik sgt taw! hehe

Azham Vosovic said...

nurr: Wa'salam....a real teacher? Not yet maybe hahaha....

Anon: haha, 2nd time? Was the first time u came here and commented on the Homophibic Bullying post? hehehe...thanks for dropping by...

eiym: haha...tu la kan...manusia zaman skrg ni...banyak yg kembali kpd zaman primitif...

Azham Vosovic said...

Aziela: hehe, thanks akak...Maybe it is something that all of us need to begin with...no judgment on the bad ones...maybe then they will change...

Niwa: thanks dear!

Zuan: yes, sadly is...

adwa: haha...no la adwa...org lain lg baik hehehehe

Narumi Isozaki said...

i know it! PROPAAAAAA sgt!!! hahaha... =P

Azham Vosovic said...

Narumi: eyh apa ni? kami xtau apa-apa pun hahaha.,...

Narumi Isozaki said...

gedik!! hahaha...

Azham Vosovic said...

Narumi: the power of a write up ;)

amny said...

hahaha.. boleh plak nak curi stail macam tu -.-"

Azham Vosovic said...

amny: haha dah mereka terdesak...apa pun boleyh curi hehehe

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