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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Big-V

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This is my fluent language of sarcasam
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Happy V-Day to those celebrating and best of luck in losing whatever you plan on losing. I will sit here patiently on this lonely bench of loneliness cheering merrily for your mistakes but no worries; I am just excited to seeing the bump on your belly in the next 9 months so please make cute babies yeah. Today is the best day to test your sexual prowess so please, play safe :)

P/S: Your virginity is like a flower; it grows with desire until someone snaps the beauty and you lost it forever. Trust me, don't do things that you will regret later :)

13 comments:

  1. http://tashaqisha.blogspot.com/
    please follow me back..
    tq ya..

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  2. http://izniyannie.blogspot.com/ . Nice blog, I like.. ^_^

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  3. Ized: hehe, thank God you got the humor haha!

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  4. what, people still purposely lose virginity on v-day? desperate losers.

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  5. best of luck in losing whatever you plan on losing? haha! adoihh. high degree of sarcasm ni.

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  6. fatinlea: hahaha some are still doing it dear huhu :)

    izzati: hehe...alhamdulillah you can decipher the sarcasm :)

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